You Are "ctrl"
Some people might try to say that you're too controlling.
And while there is a controlling aspect to your personalty, you like to think you're competent.
You are an expert in many fields. You tend to really know your stuff.
You tend to take the reins whenever it's needed. You like to lead, and people like to follow you.
Soon I am going to have to start the day's astro revision...
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.
Your exact female opposite:
Random Brutal Sex Master
Always avoid: The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The False Messiah (DBLM), The Hornivore (RBSM), The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)
Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM)
|Link: The Online Dating Persona Test | OkCupid - singles | Dating|
Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line(s) from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Bold/strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
1. She ionises and atomises (hmmm, how difficult)
2. Wow! Said the broken california down
3. I am gone, everybodys raging
4. Broken glass is luxury, friendly fires are alchemy
6. It's gonna be OK, can't afford another day
8. I will, lay me down, in a bunker, underground
9. Goodbye girl, because I'm lonely
10. Hey you, give me the dummy tits, forget the rest of the shit
11. And you were right to bide your time and not buy into my misery
12. With my eyes closed, I look closer, I'll always remember
13. I want to live life, and never be cruel
16. If time is my vessel then burning love might be my way back to sea
17. Baby we can make it all right, we can make it better sometime
19. This is a true story...
20. That's great it starts with an earth wait birds and snakes and aeroplanes
I taste like Bread.
I am a staple in almost everyone's diet. Friends like me are a complement to any other friends I get on with almost everyone, remaining mostly in the background, but providing substance when it would otherwise be lacking. What Flavour Are You?
Your Score: Sarah Jane
You scored 35% strength, 64% intelligence, 53% friendliness, and 52% escapology!
You are Sarah Jane. You are clever without being arrogant, adventurous without being impatient, and resourceful while still being naive enough to want to stick around with the old geezer. If The Doctor had favorites, you'd be it. Actually, he does have favorites - and you're it.
You and The Doctor have formed a fast companionship. You've far outlasted most of his other companions, though The Doctor would probably never admit it. Still, though, you could do without some of The Doctor's stand-offish-ness and the roughness of constantly fighting monsters. Maybe one of these days, you can put that journalism degree to use, and start having adventures of your own...
|Link: The Doctor Who Companion Test written by lobotomy42 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test|
I know it's old and immature. But I LOLed.
"I AM MR.LADDI OMAR.I WORK WITH THE BILL & EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT OF AFRICAN
DEVELOPMENT BANK(ADB) OUAGADOUGOU ANNEX OFFICE, BURKINA FASO.I HAVE A BUSINESS
WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US. THE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED IS ($11.2
MILLION US DOLLARS) WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO YOUR BANK
ACCOUNT. THIS MONEY IS OWNED BY A MAN CALLED KURT KAHLE A GERMAN BUSINESS MAN .
JULY 2001 IN A PLANE CRASH BUT NO CLAIM HAS BEEN MADE AS HE LEFT NO ONE BEHIND
TO PLACE A CLAIM ON HIS BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE AS HIS NEXT OF KIN. THESE FUNDS
CANNOT BE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN BEEN INTRODUCED OFFICIALLY.
THE PROCESSING STARTS BY PRESENTING YOURSELF AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO LATE [KURT
KAHLE]. I SHALL SEND TO YOU A TEXT OF APPLICATION FORM WITH WHICH YOU CAN APPLY
TO THE BANK AS HIS NEXT OF KIN. I WILL MAKE AVAILABLE TO YOU ALL USEFUL
INFORMATIONS WITH WHICH A SUCCESSFUL CLAIM SHALL BE PLACED ON THESE FUNDS. I
WILL BE GUIDING YOU THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THIS TRANSACTION SO AS TO ENSURE
A SMOOTH AND RISK FREE TRANSFER OF THESE FUNDS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, LIKE
PROVIDING YOU WITH THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONAIRE YOU WILL RECIEVE FROM THE
BANK WHEN YOUR APPLICATION IS RECIEVED BY THE BANK. YOU SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 40%
OF THESE FUNDS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION AND ACCEPTANCE WHILE 10% WILL ACT AS
COMPENSATION FOR THE SOFT EXPENSES YOU WILL INCURE IN THE PROCESS OF CONSUMATING
THIS TRANSACTION. SEND ME A REPLY ON RECIEPT OF THIS EMAIL THROUGH
email@example.com URGENCY HAS TO BE IMPLIED AND DO PROMISE ME OF KEEPING
EVERYTHING CONCERNING THIS TRANSACTION STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AND AS A TOP SECRET
FOR TWO WORKING WEEKS NEEDED TO CONCLUDE WITH EVERYTHING.
Las nuevas aventuras de Harry Potter, a un clic!
Awwww. I feel like a proper member of the internet now, having recieved a "rich eastern man wants to give you all his money" email.
Oh here's another one.
"From The Desk of:
Mr Abdulsalam Idress
African Development Bank
Burkina faso West African.
Private Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Compliment Of The Season 2007 ,
I apologize if the contents in this mail are contrary to your moral ethics, which I feel may be of great disturbance to your personal life, But please treat with absolute secrecy and personal. I pray that this email reaches you in the best of health.
l am Mr Abdulsalam Idress the Chief Auditor, with African Developlment bank (ADB) Burkina faso West African.One of our customers Engr Ron Morris, with his entire family were among the victims of December 25, 2003 Air-Crash. For more about the Air Crash you can visit the CNN web news for the tragedy.
Before his death, he has an account with us valued at Ten Million, One hundred and Eighty-Three Thousand US Dollars ( USD 10.183M).According to the Burkina faso Law, at the expiration of Three years if nobody applies to claim the funds a grace of thrity (30) days will be given before the money will revert to the ownership of the Burkaina faso government.
My proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin or Distant Cousin for us to claim this money, so that the fruits of this old man's labour will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials who will later use the money to sponsor war in Africa and kill innocent citizens in the search for political power.
Please note that there will be no problem as my bank has made all effort through to reach for any of his Relation but all was fruitless. My position as the Chief Auditor in this bank guarantees the successful execution of this(Deal) transaction.
This money will be shared on agreed percentage which must be written in the agreement of personal trusteeship,once the funds is transferred to your account in your country or anywhere else.
If not interested please distroy the mail because of the confidentiality attached to it.I promise that this transaction will be done under a legitimate arrangement that will protect both of us from any breach of the law.
lf you are interesed and wish to assist me please contact me with the below information:
Mr Abdulsalam Idress
Awaiting your soonest response today.
Mr Abdulsalam Idress